At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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