I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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