Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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