She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I woke up under a house in Key West
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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