There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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