Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I am one with the molecules
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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