Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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