Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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