Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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