Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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