so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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