super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Randomize
