On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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