Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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