Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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