When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Threesome in a minivan. New low
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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