So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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