She is in my trunk
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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