VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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