what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Randomize
