Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I just found a bag of teeth...
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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