She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
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I need you to use more vowels.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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