Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Sext me about skeletons
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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