Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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