Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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