booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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