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my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
This house was built for laser tag.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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