She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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