My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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