if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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