I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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