Midget sex pt 2 tonight
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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