Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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