I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize
