yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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