I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Randomize
