batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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