Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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