Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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