I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize