I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
