Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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