Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
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