some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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