Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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