Why does Corona taste like a burp?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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