awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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