The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
