Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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