im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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