so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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