Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
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