You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Banned from zoo.
Again?
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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