just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
It's never too late to be topless.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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