I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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