And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Dual....:-)
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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