I need help removing her.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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