I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
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Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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