It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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